Attic Chronicles 12/10/21… Hello my readers. Where was I? Oh, right. So I had been flying on the back of the 808 demigod that looked like Kenny Beats with my cat on my shoulder and I had realized that the gigantic, bejeweled piano beneath me was actually the instrument of God and that God was invisibly playing out the time and space of our reality. I had decided in a blind rage to release my grip and drop down thousands of feet to my own death so that I could land on one of the piano keys and alter the nature of existence for all of posterity. As I tumbled through the air I wondered if perhaps I had made the wrong decision. I thought to myself, I must actually look stupid as fuck falling through the sky right now. I have no parachute, I’m just going to immediately explode on impact. But maybe that’s worth it? Probably not. God’s plan was actually going just fine so far. My life was pretty good when I think about it. Why couldn’t I just enjoy it? It was God’s plan, after all, that led me to Kenny’s attic in the first place. I reached terminal velocity just a few hundred feet before hitting the surface. My cat was still on my shoulder. It looked at me and shrugged. Then a calm came over me. I confronted my own mortality and accepted it. My body landed on one of the keys. A sound so pure, so sweet and soothing, emanated from the piano. It was like an angel hugging me, cradling my head in its fluffy wings. I felt what it was like back in the womb. I felt my first laugh, my first cry. This moment seemed to last a lifetime in itself, but I never tired of the sound. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard, and it only grew richer as it continued to reverberate through my soul. Then my body exploded and all my bones shattered. The last thing I felt was my cat scampering off of my shoulder, completely unscathed. Then everything went dark.
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